WWF/E SmackDown! - March 28, 2002

* Booker v. DDP = WCW 2000 flashback. And then we get another edition of BROCK SMASH~! He really looks like what you get if you cross Sid with Scott Steiner. Even is pec muscles have muscles. Yikes.

* Kurt Angle is finally ackowledging the "You Suck" singalong. It's about time too. Kurt: "You suck too!" Ha!

* I see the Dudleys have turned face the same way they turned heel. FOR NO REASON. I doubt they'll be apart long - I guess they're doing this to give them something of interest to do. IMO, D-Von will probably get hurt worse if they STAY split.

* What is up with Rico Constantino's SIDEBURNS? They're even more out of control than the Rock's old ones.

* The Hardy/Jericho match was too short. I'm sure people complain about Jericho cheating to beat Bre... I mean, Matt, but hell, Matt and Lita cheat all the time so there. Did anyone else see that Y2Gay sign in plain view there?

* While we're on the subject, the Hardys and Lita need to ditch those homeless get-ups they're sporting.

* KANE RULES. End of story. Kane-amania is gonna be running wild on Raw with all of his Kane-onites. (Isn't "Kane-onites" kinda from the Bible or something?) That promo was even funnier than the scooter. Match was OK too. I see Nash ditched the homeless drunkard jeans. Rock mouthing WTF was great too.

* RVD v. Test = WAY TOO SHORT. It may be just me - but did Test look a little BIGGER than usual?

* Maven v. Raven. Good thing JR wasn't calling this match. Also, was that a hint of heelishness on the part of Maven? It's also nice to see Dreamer again. I still think the Hardcore Title needs to go.

* The stuff with the Acolytes was cool too. Hurricane was a little tipsy there, wasn't he? The Christian Tantrum thing is kinda getting overexposed now. BTW, does any know old Faarooq is? Just wondering since it wouldn't surprise me that he'll probably be hanging it up now and Bradshaw will be in singles. I'm hoping Faarooq doesn't retire. I'll miss him and "DAMN~!"

* Vince must be still juicing. Everyone says how HHH is roided. Vince has a beter physique than a good percentage of that entire roster. Though I'm not gonna hate - that guy's like 56 and he's stacked. Lawler said Flair looked like a carton of milk. The spot with the chops and the double-strut was pretty cool. I can tell they did a LOT of chopping here since the spoilers said how sloppy the match was.

* SIGN: "Thank God I'm on Vince's Show"

Overall, a neat show even though . On with "Raw is Mark" and "SmarkDown".